Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces

  • Well, here we are. The first day of Quarantannus. In an effort to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Mark and Ethan attempt to touch their faces as little as possible.
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    This channel, along with every video that has or will ever be uploaded on this channel, will be deleted after our year has ended. This is inevitable. Inescapable. Irreversible.
    Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end.
    Memento Mori.
    Unus Annus.

Пікірлер • 80

  • Firepaw 727
    Firepaw 727 3 сағат бұрын

    Mark: Your hair is so ugly, you should shave it off.
    Ethan shaved his hair off already. In today’s stream.

  • rachael.
    rachael. 3 сағат бұрын

    I got really itchy while watching this

  • Jayden R
    Jayden R 4 сағат бұрын

    Jokes on the IT’S AIRBORNE

  • Droidbones Games
    Droidbones Games 5 сағат бұрын +1

    you know what
    i will be the counter
    i will watch every video and say how many times each person touches their face.
    from this video on. and i will be following the same rules any part above the neck.

  • Casey Anderson
    Casey Anderson 8 сағат бұрын

    "Your hair is stupid. Shave it off"

  • Casey Anderson
    Casey Anderson 8 сағат бұрын

    I can not be the only person who hates seeing the $ sign after the number.

  • CHEM
    CHEM 8 сағат бұрын

    Honestly ever since I got into the culinary field I've been a mega germaphobe and handwashing advocate

  • TeddyBear Macky
    TeddyBear Macky 9 сағат бұрын

    Can't stay home. Job says I'm essential 😌

  • bangmechan97
    bangmechan97 11 сағат бұрын

    idc what anyone says i’m still gonna touch my face cuz i have pimples and i’m addicted to pimple popping don’t judge

  • Grollyy
    Grollyy 12 сағат бұрын

    Mark: you should shave your hair

  • DJ Mayliswolf32
    DJ Mayliswolf32 14 сағат бұрын

    8:58 welcome to my daily life Ethan

  • Conor Bunge
    Conor Bunge 14 сағат бұрын +1

    Times you touched

  • Conor Bunge
    Conor Bunge 14 сағат бұрын +1

    10 million

  • Conor Bunge
    Conor Bunge 14 сағат бұрын +1

    Its 8 months

  • UrbanRose
    UrbanRose 18 сағат бұрын

    Me touching my face consistently throughout the video

  • UrbanRose
    UrbanRose 18 сағат бұрын

    Mark = every handshake, every hug
    Me = I'm never going to hug markiplier.
    This ....
    This is a sad day.

  • UrbanRose
    UrbanRose 18 сағат бұрын

    Wait... ethan said he would shave his head
    Mark = your hair is ugly,maybe you shoudl shave it off
    So I say dead memes , sue me

  • UrbanRose
    UrbanRose 18 сағат бұрын

    The coronavirus is like the purge but
    1 it isnt 24 hours and
    2 only on thing can kill people and
    3 it's not going to happen again and it isnt legal
    So not the purge

  • Gaming Jack
    Gaming Jack 18 сағат бұрын

    Make a wish charity

  • UrbanRose
    UrbanRose 18 сағат бұрын

    Ethan = dont touch your face
    Nose itch = Imma bout to end this mans whole career

  • UrbanRose
    UrbanRose 18 сағат бұрын

    When you realise that ONE video you missed

  • MyLittleGravitystuck
    MyLittleGravitystuck 19 сағат бұрын

    Unus Annus: "Don't touch your face challenge!"
    Me, a germophobe: "You fools, I've already won!"

  • Coconut VA
    Coconut VA 20 сағат бұрын


  • AJ
    AJ 20 сағат бұрын

    I came back to this video after I found myself chanting Unus Annus in the shower at 6:30am😂

  • Freya Hargraves
    Freya Hargraves 21 сағат бұрын

    Mark: tell me the first time you ever touched your face
    Ethan: ah it was 1996 the year I was born when I was still an infant throwing a ball with my dad and itched my face
    Me and Mark: I came out the womb touching my face sooooooooooo

  • Steven Murillo
    Steven Murillo Күн бұрын

    Unus Annus

  • Soullesst Hart
    Soullesst Hart Күн бұрын

    I already lost, I just itched my face and, oops I did it again, why am I saying this in a comment? Mehta, gotta go, byyyyye

  • Gamezinc 101
    Gamezinc 101 Күн бұрын +1

    Mark: what’s 2+2
    Ethan: 4
    Mark: what’s 4+8
    Ethan: 16
    Mark: “visible confusion”

  • kittylover 2.0
    kittylover 2.0 Күн бұрын

    Also known as the boomer doomer

  • Mr. Owendrake
    Mr. Owendrake Күн бұрын +1

    It’s harder not to touch your face..... when your thinking about not touching your face!

  • Jasmine Bakewell
    Jasmine Bakewell Күн бұрын

    tries not touch touch face
    my face: ITCHY ITCHY ITCHY!

  • Dark ShibeTM
    Dark ShibeTM Күн бұрын +1

    Donate to HOPE Worldwide!

  • Gwynneth Reams
    Gwynneth Reams Күн бұрын

    4:01 foreshadowing?

  • Cowboy Cola
    Cowboy Cola Күн бұрын


  • SpaceMuttnik
    SpaceMuttnik Күн бұрын

    challenge: **exists**
    Ethan’s ADHD: *”So you have chosen, death.”*

  • amber1350
    amber1350 Күн бұрын

    They should of wore head bands for their hair

  • Specter Plays
    Specter Plays Күн бұрын

    As a truck driver, and for Walmart no less, I basically can't stay home and I'm sure I'm spreading this shit regardless of if I'm feeling ill or not yet. People around the DC have tested positive for it and even then the reality is staying home isn't an option for us.

  • Justin Merritt
    Justin Merritt 2 күн бұрын

    Hospital's and stuff
    That would help the infected people

  • TidalWaveKitty
    TidalWaveKitty 2 күн бұрын

    They could just cut out the bits where they touch their face to cheat the system.

  • ReaperX-
    ReaperX- 2 күн бұрын

    Government: Do not touch your face! Face: Itchy time.

  • Batdogduke
    Batdogduke 2 күн бұрын

    I have an itch on my nose

    m u s t c o n t i n u e t h e c h a l l e n g e . . .

  • Bailey Timmons
    Bailey Timmons 2 күн бұрын

    My issue is when you focus on doing something or not wanting to do something it makes me want to do it! So if I was in this video I would donate +$1000!!!!

  • Lance Wolfe
    Lance Wolfe 2 күн бұрын

    So basically, touch anus? Okay. :)

  • That One Cat with the Top Hat
    That One Cat with the Top Hat 2 күн бұрын

    Was anyone else following along with the challenge, or was it just me?

  • That One Cat with the Top Hat
    That One Cat with the Top Hat 2 күн бұрын

    Why was Ethan playing in the backyard with his dad as a newborn?

  • Izzy Billings
    Izzy Billings 2 күн бұрын

    i’m guessing they already donated but if not, a great charity is CultforGood, run by Elijah Daniels. it helps give supplies to the homeless (specifically hygienic type items to help combat covid -19, which is spreading quickly amongst the homeless community)

  • Ryan Paz
    Ryan Paz 2 күн бұрын

    also a scout for 1 day

  • Not A Homestuck Character
    Not A Homestuck Character 2 күн бұрын

    Me: ok I wanna try to do the 15 minutes with them
    My glasses: well hello there kind sir let me just **starts slipping down**

  • ArcherOwl
    ArcherOwl 2 күн бұрын

    It's really awesome Mark and Ethan are determined to continue Unus Annus even with everything that's going on

  • QBT Blizzy
    QBT Blizzy 2 күн бұрын

    I like how there doing acting games🤣

  • polygone two
    polygone two 2 күн бұрын

    It's only a problem outside. If you've just washed your hands or are at home you should be able to touch your face just fine. Just stay clean.

  • AnnaGrace White
    AnnaGrace White 2 күн бұрын

    I decided not to touch my face for the whole video. I guess I hate myself

  • aimee eve
    aimee eve 2 күн бұрын

    ethan 2 weeks ago: “to raise a little bit of money”
    ethan now: “can we put a 10k limit?”

  • PSplayer
    PSplayer 2 күн бұрын

    donate to the NHS

  • Mindboggler123
    Mindboggler123 2 күн бұрын

    This is not easy, them egging each other on makes me wanna touch my face

  • Death & Deliverance
    Death & Deliverance 2 күн бұрын

    Ethen 144-64=80 lol marks the big brain of unus annus

  • talon 1115
    talon 1115 3 күн бұрын


    for dogs ik it dont help but the puppys :"(

  • Nate Medeiros
    Nate Medeiros 3 күн бұрын

    The total count is 1000000 dollars due. pay it

  • StarPieification
    StarPieification 3 күн бұрын +1

    me: yes thats correct

  • Night 33388
    Night 33388 3 күн бұрын

    144 - 64 = 80

  • die die
    die die 3 күн бұрын +1

    If you put your hand on your head and never take it off so you can fix your hair and itch neck and face
    You will only owe $100

  • Christina The Idiot Alien
    Christina The Idiot Alien 3 күн бұрын

    Well, I touch my face over 100 times 24/7 and I’m definitely dead even though I have a strong immune system.

  • Jacob Johnson
    Jacob Johnson 3 күн бұрын +2

    Me, who works at Walmart:
    *Hide the pain Harold intensifies*

  • Emo Trash
    Emo Trash 3 күн бұрын

    mark: touch your face
    me: *touches face*

  • Darran Atkins
    Darran Atkins 3 күн бұрын

    My back account

  • stephany Smith
    stephany Smith 3 күн бұрын

    If you have the corona virus please stay inside so you don’t spread it to people like my dad who has diabetes

  • Paulina Underwood
    Paulina Underwood 3 күн бұрын

    Who else played along😅😂

  • Thomas Ska
    Thomas Ska 3 күн бұрын

    You both don't wear glasses ever/often so you don't have the constant need to fix your glasses

  • Awesome Dabest
    Awesome Dabest 3 күн бұрын

    Me: Trying to plat along.
    My glasses: Instantly become uncomfortable in their current position.

  • Lala Land
    Lala Land 3 күн бұрын

    Who else tried not to touch their face for the whole video?

  • CaptainCheezee121
    CaptainCheezee121 3 күн бұрын

    Ethan you are the only one who can take a kick from mark gracefully

  • Game God
    Game God 3 күн бұрын +1

    Me when I have a headache

  • Nullvalue
    Nullvalue 3 күн бұрын

    decided to try the 15 minutes with them and I made it. My nose itched, a hair got in my mouth, and a mother-loving eyelash fell in my eye, but I made it.

  • Krissi- Dogz
    Krissi- Dogz 3 күн бұрын

    Don’t touch your face!
    Me: *trying to fix my braces*

  • a
    a 3 күн бұрын

    6 months ago people were laughing at my love for cleaning and sanitizing... Well...

  • NandoGT
    NandoGT 3 күн бұрын

    every day the average person touches there face 180,000 times a day it true

  • Krista M.
    Krista M. 3 күн бұрын

    Avoiding donating to charity for 17 minutes

    • Krista M.
      Krista M. 3 күн бұрын

      Just kidding but only kinds

  • AwsomeSquirrel
    AwsomeSquirrel 3 күн бұрын

    I touch my face too much so this whole Corona thing is good practice

  • Fred David
    Fred David 4 күн бұрын +1

    Has Ethan's tooth always been like that?

  • The Man Behind The Slaughter
    The Man Behind The Slaughter 4 күн бұрын

    watching this whole thing, and to right now, i have a bit of a Jolly Rancher stuck in my tooth and i dont want to touch my face so im just struggling..